Grimm's Midnight Movie Madness presents: THE MUFFIN MAN - Cemetery High

Verse 1:
(I'm killing all you motherfuckers!!!)
Lids off, lids off i be evil in a can//
muffin man motherfucker better run quick as you can//
for your ass gets buried, never heard from again//
with a face full of cherry, strawberry muffin jam//
Damn, now smear me on your waffles//
or better yet your skin, I'm sinking in that bitch like potholes//
got a chick up at the brothel//
dick meatier than tacos//
your moms hoe//
she sucking on my balls just like gelato//
all 5 of us got lucky dog, that's why we call her lotto//
and i will suck your dick! seriously that's her motto//
she far from a model//
look like vado radalpho//
but something special bout the way her tongue went in my cock hole//
ah excuse my language, only good for causing mayhem//
like a stock market loss, or the thoughts of a gay man//
in a real religious state, uh geeze religions great//
too bad its fake, now yall can burn me at the stake//
but i don't burn motherucka, im far too rare//
like a north korean child with some bright red hair//
or a blind man sittin' wild, with a captivating stare//
or a freddy krueger movie, without the nightmare//

Chorus 4x:
LIDS OFF, lids off be evil in a can//
Muffin Man mufucka, better run quick as you can//

Verse 2:
Yall better hope, yall better hope that i don't observe your scene//
cause if i observe your scene, then it's gon be murder seen//
and nobody heard um scream, curdling as it seemed//
your local spider man can't stop this otherworldly fiend//
I'll murder police, causing chaos in the streets//
i'll bust my heat and pap smear Robin Leach//
then i'll stick around a while just to hear Robin queef//
then, I'll jack my meat, drink a beer, smoke some weed//
with some young expecting mothers//
then jump in their bed and covers//
then around them i hover, till i mount um like rushmore//
till my dick be shooting off like a gusher, or geyser//
soze, homie, im ghostly like keyser//
i only fuck bitches that are well know liars//
and i only fuck bitches that are good dick riders//
that will let me slide inside her with no rubber or latex//
the muffin man's the shit, only bitches practice safe sex//

Chorus 4x:
LIDS OFF, lids off be evil in a can//
Muffin Man mufucka, better run quick as you can//